From the guy who made your eyes bleed in the blindingly white Achievement Construct comes the greatest map ever made….. not to be played!

Are you sick and tired of watching all your friends idle endlessly in achievement servers? Sweet revenge is closer then you think. Just invite those fools to join a server running this baby, and laugh your ass off as you watch then idle IN HELL! And once they join they can never leave because disconnects are disabled, meaning they get to enjoy eternal idle torment for the rest of their pathetic (steam account) lives. How awesome is that?

Or if you’re one of the condemned (like myself) you can voluntarily submit your sinful soul to the depths of Hades, vowing never to leave, even if Valve forgives you, to show true repentance for your sins.

TONIGHT we idle IN HELL! So I’ll catch you all later at the barbecue.

WARNING: Map does not actually prevent users from disconnecting, but may increase your desire to idle.

Watch the film!

Then download the map from tf2maps.net or fpsbanana.com

It’s finally ready! Yes I know, I can hardly believe it myself. Just sat back in my chair last night and stared at it for a minute or two. Then realized I had wasted about two months of my life on this thing. So I hope you find some enjoyment in this music video / unplayable map?

So where is it? Well, I’m currently trying to upload it to YouTube and it’s telling me it will take about two hours to do so. I could try uploading it directly to the site, but that would probably take me just as long to encode and setup, and I’m feeling lazy right now. I’ll just use the extra time to finish packing up the map files I guess.

You can also now follow me on Twitter if you like. Where I’ll be trying to post regular nonsense and status updates on this and other projects of mine.

Work on the secret project continues to move forward. In fact, I’m finishing up the final part right now as I write this. Some of you may also be happy to hear that after a long hiatus project code name cp_spire has been revived, but you wont be seeing anything about that one until this one is done… ish. Exact release date is still undetermined. I really don’t want to make any promises (again) I cant keep.

Sometime in the next few days I’ll be revealing a little project of mine that started out as a irony joke, but has turned into something I never could have imagined. So I’m really excited to show it to you all, but not just yet. I can’t bear releasing something until I really feel it’s up to standards. So I’ll continue to work on it over the next few days before I release it.

In the meantime, I thought you might find this spray entertaining. It was made from a (unphotoshopped) WWII poster. Yes, that’s right, even Hitler likes idlers apparently.

Is that the Ye Olde Baker Boy he is wearing? Click on the photo above for the complete hilarious screenshot. If you don’t believe this is real, you can checkout the original source here. If you would like, you can also download the spray over here. To install, just drag and drop the “tf” folder inside the zip file, on to your “Team Fortress 2” Folder.